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« Last post by Niharia on March 31, 2024, 02:58:17 am »This is a deck I've been using for a while, but never bothered to post... until now! It's not reliable due to being almost entirely dependant on improved mutation. Some days you get the mitosising dragon, other days you get the immaterial shaman. I usually target champions or Arena 1. And no, I have no idea why one of the parallel universe cards us unupped.
This deck is janky as all get out. It does many things, but none of them well.
The strategy is simple: get a singularity or phantom onto the field, mutate it, pump it full of chaos power, and then PU it. Watch out for reflective shields, where you need to mutate singularities, as they are not psionic.
- phase shields for survivability
- lobotomiser for defence - if the enemy throws up a reflective shield or PUs your mutants, cut out psionic.
- quantum locket for early
, and late 
or whatever element your mutants need to exploit their abilities (if applicable).
- If you must discard, chaos power is usually the weakest card.
I call it 'Parallel No Cows' to distinguish it from the spider cow-chaos power-PU deck I designed first that didn't have enough damage output. The deck could probably be streamlined further, but I'm not very good at that. The quantum locket update slowed this deck down, because default-starting with was often enough to get an improve ready in two turns rather than three, and then swapping to next turn would get you to the PU nicely.
Parallel No Cows is most vulnerable to burn card/yoink, early CC/PC, and the RNG frowning upon it.
Parallel No Cow: It's lactose-free!
The strategy is simple: get a singularity or phantom onto the field, mutate it, pump it full of chaos power, and then PU it. Watch out for reflective shields, where you need to mutate singularities, as they are not psionic.
- phase shields for survivability
- lobotomiser for defence - if the enemy throws up a reflective shield or PUs your mutants, cut out psionic.
- quantum locket for early
, and late or whatever element your mutants need to exploit their abilities (if applicable).- If you must discard, chaos power is usually the weakest card.
I call it 'Parallel No Cows' to distinguish it from the spider cow-chaos power-PU deck I designed first that didn't have enough damage output. The deck could probably be streamlined further, but I'm not very good at that. The quantum locket update slowed this deck down, because default-starting with
was often enough to get an improve ready in two turns rather than three, and then swapping to next turn would get you to the PU nicely.Parallel No Cows is most vulnerable to burn card/yoink, early CC/PC, and the RNG frowning upon it.
Spoiler for Here's a typical win:
