According to my calculations, my submission will step up to contend with Golem, but should go on to stem the Growing Tide and take down Guru.
I hereby introduce you to a captivating defense, the original immovable object:
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With non-standard quanta generation to avoid building pillars on shaky ground, versatile Regrading of threats & assets, and spanning the length and breadth of time as necessary, A Brick Wall will... Well, it's a stall deck, what are you expecting?
Also includes first-aid supplies, in case of food or arrow poisoning.